If I don't get a real job soon my family might be kidnapped by ninjas to(ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!)  I might have to do something drastic soon, like take some karate lessons.  I heard the YMCA has a pretty good class maybe I should go.(hopefully you caught the sarcasm, I am more jacked then Sly Stallone in Rocky, if I were poor and homeless I would still slam a ninja)