Hey you, you 23 year old urinal drinker.  I got three words for you, you ready: Alcholism is BAD!  Ease up on the drinking.  Your 23 now, time to grow up.  Some of you will never understand the concept of growing up, and to you I say have fun with all 12 of your straight vodka shots.  I hired a babysitter for you, his name is urinal.