James scores 23 to lead Cavs over Bucks 101-98.

23 Enigma

The 23 Enigma references the belief that most events are connected to the number 23, a modification of the number 23, or a number related to 23. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/23_Enigma)

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Anybudy know why Michael Jordan wore the number 23? 

Hey you, you 23 year old urinal drinker.  I got three words for you, you ready: Alcholism is BAD!  Ease up on the drinking.  Your 23 now, time to grow up.  Some of you will never understand the concept of growing up, and to you I say have fun with all 12 of your straight vodka shots.  I hired a babysitter for you, his name is urinal. 

If you still refer to your friends as your "dog" you need to stop.  Firstly the age of DMX is over, I know, I know, "Ruff Ryders for life" was the quote but as Ed Lover would say "C'mon son" we aren't living in the 90s move on with your life.  Next, calling someone your dog basically means you are calling them a toilet drinker(see above^).  We are living in a global economy you can't go around calling people "dog".  You could call someone your dog from another culture and they might get highly offended.  Beware of the dog, I mean be aware of the word dog.

No one likes a cigarette smoker these days.  Your 23 now, its time to put those rebellous James Dean days behind you.  Cigarettes provide you with nothing of value.  "Cancer Stix" lead to ......(a million problems you have heard throughout your life) C'mon fellow 23 year old stop being an idiot I know you are smarter then that, or....maybe your not, maybe your as dumb as a domestic turkey. Some Domestic Turkeys have been known to drown in a heavy rain shower because they didn't realize that it would be dry and safe inside their hutches! Others are so brainless that they can't even remember how to eat, and must be fed by the farmer.  Are you a domestic Turkey?

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If I don't get a real job soon my family might be kidnapped by ninjas to(ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!)  I might have to do something drastic soon, like take some karate lessons.  I heard the YMCA has a pretty good class maybe I should go.(hopefully you caught the sarcasm, I am more jacked then Sly Stallone in Rocky, if I were poor and homeless I would still slam a ninja)